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Dear Vehicles,

The point of having two of you is that we're fine if one of you breaks.  The point is NOT for both of you to break at the same time.

Grumpily,
-your owner

Dear weather,

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IT IS JUNE.  WARM UP AND START STOP RAINING.

Coldly,
-displaced Californian

Dear -20 degree weather,

Go fuck yourself.

-shivering at work,
Amber